Feeling out of sync? Blame Mercury! My 'Please Don’t Talk to Me. Mercury is Retrograde' T-shirt is the perfect way to let the world know it's not you—it's the cosmos. Whether you're dodging exes or just need a celestial excuse for your mood, this tee has your back (and front)! Grab yours now before Mercury enters preshadow!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!